05/12/14

You Can Leave Your Hat On

Derby Girls.

Derby Girls.

Were it not for my tweeps clamoring for a report on the Kentucky Derby, the following post including sex, nudity, gambling, and the excessive consumption of mint juleps and biscuits with gravy would have been quietly filed away in the annals of The Male Harem.

So first let me say in my defense that none of the following was premeditated. As you all well know, when I chose a life more provocative than predictable, I unloaded past ballast, let go of daydreaming about the future, and staked my tent in the spontaneous present. Read more . . .